Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
by DeepThort December 13, 2008
Get the spoon job mug.a sexual act in which fried chicken is eaten while sticking out of a person's anus (as in, you need a bucket of chicken to perform it). Originated in Baltimore, Maryland.
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Get the Knob Job mug.When you stick your dick between your conjoined head partners and fuck their necks. Similar to a titty fuck, but with necks.
Frank: "I got a neck job from Beth and Ann."
Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"
Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."
Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"
Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."
by Neckfucker February 17, 2017
Get the Neck Job mug.verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.
Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
by odnarud December 20, 2008
Get the do the job mug.1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
by P. France May 4, 2008
Get the mow job mug.Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!
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