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Chud Monkey

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!
by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008
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Spice Monkey

An offensive name for a person of Indian descent.
Susan, I don't want you dating that spice monkey!
by TacoLoco987 March 20, 2011
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Me Monkeys

I pulled out and dropped a load of me monkeys on her back.
by Dick Gozinya February 24, 2005
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surrender monkey

If continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us snails.
To eat.
by StGeorge November 4, 2006
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monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.
Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!
by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005
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monkey turd

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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Hairy Monkey

shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...
by spente200 May 2, 2005
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