Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
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Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
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Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
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Get the Matthew madera mug.A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.
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