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Beta Male

Someone who is inferior in some intangible way. Maybe they don't understand anything you say, maybe they don't know what sigma males are. Maybe they're Salek. But they're clearly a beta.
He frequently has no idea what is going on, therefore he is a beta male.
by SalekIsBeta123 October 1, 2022
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Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
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Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.
"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male
by Tomkhek May 24, 2025
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meta male

A man whose online (or augmented reality) personality usurps his real-life physical presence, charisma, social status and self-worth. For these reasons, meta males usually spend considerable time pursuing virtual achievements compared to real ones. Meta males are often beta keyboard warrior simps with few redeemable qualities to contribute to society.
Greg: "Has anyone seen Jason lately? I haven't been able to steal his lunch money for weeks, I've had to resort to actually bringing my own lunch to school."

Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
by MetaWarrior November 15, 2021
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Slithery male fish

The opposite for bitch, slithery male fish. Basically used to insult a dumb individual who identifies as a male.
Y/N : Why are you acting so retarded? Are you a Slithery male fish? You fucker.
by UndermindBean April 14, 2021
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Phi male

A male that doesn't bother with the concept of masculinity and invents his own masculinity by chasing what he finds beautiful.

Phi (Φ) is the number of the golden ratio and stands for beauty in general. A phi male is golden.

Because of the invention of a masculinity, some see phi males as females, but that is ideological. Anything more than shaving and cutting your hair short is seen as feminine. Popular masculinity is having no style. Phi males are the best of masculinity fused with the best of femininity.

A phi male is above an alpha male. The al of alpha means "a loser": alpha males are losing, not being phi males.
—Did you see John? He died his hair red and is wearing black nail polish with glitter. He's such a f**got.
—You can't say that! The PC term is Phi Male.

—What's a Phi Male?

—Like an Alpha Male, but who's not just "half a male".
by comadot March 9, 2025
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Plimbo Male

A Plimbo Male is a man who is having marriage and financial trouble, but through all that finds a way to provide for his children and those around him. This person may also have Christian faith and values. This person does not need to be in the best physical shape as long as they provide. A Plimbo Male is more masculine than an alpha and sigma male.
"Even through all my issues im still a Plimbo Male"
by JacobDaGoat22 June 23, 2024
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