living like squidward

The complete opposite of Living like Larry. Living like squidward implies being boring to the bone.

They don't appreciate tossing a shopping cart in someone else's pool, they are just too much living like squidward.

by 12waterin July 10, 2014

feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

by Flemelem January 27, 2021

Walk Like Daryl

Walk Like Daryl.
Do the survivor's walk. Strut about like Daryl from The Walking Dead. The walk should suggest an aire of freedom - that maybe you don't own a car - don't want to, nor a peddle bike - but you might own a motorcycle and a crossbow.

Me: Did you get an eyeball at Daisy's friend?

Alter ego: I saw her go up Main and down Chapel with a Walk like Daryl.

Listening in Dude: so what are you doing to keep fit during Covid?
Me: A Walk Like Daryl.

by McKenna from the Hall April 15, 2020

look like a scrub

Gross. Tired. Dirty. Ugly

Man, I've been traveling all day and haven't showered I look like a scrub

by Crazygirl July 22, 2017

Aging like a president

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.

I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.

by JonaOG October 15, 2009

Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010

smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006