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Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.
"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."
Shit Kicked by Sandra 34 January 5, 2009
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pump up kicks 

the perfect song for your school
joe: hey guys. I have something for you *plays pump up kicks*
pump up kicks by lil autism May 31, 2018

ass kicking machine 

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.

Kickin Black 

Another name for just chillin with your homies.
I was kickin black all day.

I just kick blak.
Kickin Black by mattespo February 19, 2009

Kickassimus 

An inexplicable muscular and or mental phenomenon found in runners, giving them the ability to ignore pain and doubt in favor of finding their strong.
We are going to kickassimus.
Kickassimus by RunnersXc June 23, 2013

Kicked out 

Means you’re banned from a place or an event

See banned
you have been kicked out of walmart for eating every bag of takis without paying. you shall not pass.