Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot

by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022

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When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

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Mo jones

fucking legend

MO is a short version of mo Jones

by fatty bom February 2, 2022

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The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

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