Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

Jaxson

a sweet sexy meat lover

My boy jaxson is all over it

by jack off -on November 14, 2025

jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting

p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt

by cartchiefer November 16, 2025

Jason Bloodtism

People that love the character Jason Blood and have Autism

I have Jason Bloodtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025

Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025

Jason Brody

Where someone goes fully insane like a serial killer on a spree or a person on the brink of insanity (Jason Brody from Far Cry 3)

They’re going full on Jason Brody up in this bitch

by SANTIAGOANDMIGGS December 31, 2025

THE Jasonallen

The act of wiping with a pizza box when you run out of toliet paper.

Dude! you forgot forgot TP!! I had to pull the jasonallen.

by jmfn December 17, 2012