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human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.
Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.
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Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.
"I fucking hate humans" -Earth
by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023
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Human

1. A creature that exists to cause the maximum amount of death and suffering possible while screwing themselves over.

2. A complex brain that pilots a bone mech wearing a meat suit.

3. Stupid as shit
Steve: "What do you think of James?"
Barry: "Bro he's such a fucking human."
by Philosopher of Pain May 22, 2023
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Corporate humanization

A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"
by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023
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HuMaN

HuMaN is epic
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