depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.

Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.

by Blukat2 November 3, 2023

Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.

Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.

by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014

Depression

A void of emptiness, worthlessness, nothingness that is called depression

I feel like nothing, I must have depression

by Depression and obsession June 4, 2018

depression

the secret we all share

"No one will ever reveal their depression"

by 9692907 March 21, 2022

depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019

Depression

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ME ME ME DEPRESSION

by chlorine2948 June 18, 2021