bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Bacon Soda

The worst possible soda

"Hey want some Bacon Soda" "Hey you want your balls chopped off"

by pinecone800 June 27, 2022

bacon 101

A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me

Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server

by Bacon fan March 2, 2022

Streaky bacon

Abnormally long vagina flaps

"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

by Hayhog October 2, 2025

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025