Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

Candy cane

Yummy delicious peppermint candy , great for sucking on

Damn this candy cane is a great practice for my girlfriend

by urmomsidechick January 6, 2022

Cotton Candy

Fluff sugar on a stick or meth

Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you

Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome

by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

Candi

has few friends, but they mean so much to her even though she doesn’t always show it. quite secretive about her emotions and candi can get moody quite easily. but when you become friends with her, trust me. you won’t regret it!! deep down below the grump, there is a pure kindhearted soul

candi,, an angel and a devil in one

by lilfoxy.co November 9, 2019

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021