Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

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Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

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cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.

"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"

by Checkers!! March 10, 2020

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god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

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in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

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