just friends

When a girl is too full of shit and shallow to tell you she is disgusted by your sweet and respectful nature and would never be caught dead in public holding hands let alone dating you.

In the park taking a stroll

bimbo: I think you're really sweet, nice, and cute...

guy: *in the back of his mind* sweet I finally found a good looking girl who will go out with me because being a respectful guy finally pays off...

bimbo: ...but we should be just friends.

guy: What the fuck does that mean, so you're saying you would rather be treated like shit rather than with respect?

bimbo: Well no...

guy: *slaps her across the face and calls her a bitch out loud*

bimbo: *jumps onto him and starts making out with him right on the ground like animals*

by Crazy Joe Davola August 14, 2006

friend zone

When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.

john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)

by hiddenhand October 1, 2009

Fake Friend

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.

When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.

by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009

Friends With Benefits

Friends with Benefits is a term used to categorize but not to label an open relationship. usually between a guy and girl.

Friends with Benefits: If two people of the opposite sex are friends and in two different relationships and breakup around the same time, they might choose to be friends with benefits because they both are lonely, or more commonly they both miss having sex.

by The Rollologist December 28, 2011

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010

friends with benefits

Someone who repeatingly tells you that were cool. He very seldoms calls to see hows your day going. You realize that you are the one who seem to be calling or interested. He calls you about every 4 days or so in the middle of the night around 12am or first thing early in the morning to say, Whats Up? or I need you to come over and give me some. Constantly tells you that he doesnt want to committ or be in a relationship at the moment and that he is seeing other people on a regular and that if he chooses to have sex, he will be protected at all times. Then, he'll turn around and tell you that he dont want to hurt you or mislead you in the wrong way. But constantly calls and wants to have sex only when he wants it and never rarely when u suggest or indicate. His main focus is to please himself and not to have any concern about how you should feel or want to be loved, carressed, or pleasured.

We are nothing more than just friends with benefits.

by Mrs Price January 19, 2008

Lady Friend

A lady who is indeed more than just a friend. The relationship has not moved far enough to for her to be a girlfriend, therefore "Lady Friend" fills the void that currently remains between friendship, and relationship status.

Phil: "Hey Dennis, so whats going on with you and Megan?"

Dennis: "Dude we hung out on saturday, she my new Lady friend!"

Phil: "Nice!"

by That guy, you know who... December 1, 2011