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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus
by Amogus boi July 9, 2021
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J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023
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morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Wood

Short for “Hollywood” (aka Massive Cocaine Line)
That man’s rippin an absolute wood!!!!!!
by YouWood January 7, 2023
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Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.
The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.
by TayYay March 9, 2025
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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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Anthony Wood

THIS IS DA FREAKIEST NIGGA ON EARTH IF YU SEE HIM HE MIGHT JS FUCK YU HE MIGHT EAT YOUR PUSSY SUCK YOUR TITTIES AND DO ALL OF THE FREAKIEST SHIT ON EARTH
da Boul Anthony wood is a freak a big ass freak
by dabender May 8, 2025
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