Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry
Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up
by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022
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fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!
by Meme Overlord March 21, 2016
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butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny
"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"
by TootyFruities June 06, 2020
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spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski
by #MY_LIFE November 09, 2017
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
by Splithewood December 03, 2016
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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Hundred Acre Woods

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.
by donkeyshane June 22, 2010
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