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The Handsome Men's Club

An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"
Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.

To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.
by comefiesta! April 27, 2011
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strip club drunk

We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.

Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
by jwkdrw August 7, 2010
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Poo-P Club

A group of people who take pleasure in conversating while taking a number two. (Preferably in public restrooms.)
Yo, that cheese omelet goes right through you! I think it's time to hit up the Poo-P Club.
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Clubbing his beef

To club ones beef.

To masturbate aggressively ie to bash one out.
Paul was clubbing his beef, whilst watching "hot fuzz and the hairy muff".
by 44chemkpse May 20, 2008
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candy lovers club

One of the most exclusive clubs in the world. Defined by its members' elusive qualities and the joy it brings to all who are a part of its existence. It was founded in 1998 by the Doozer, and her best friend Grace Face. Based from America's East Coast, but its members reside far and wide. The real purpose of the club is unknown.
"Candy lovers club members assemble!"

*whispers* "I'm a candy lover."
by GraceYesterday December 30, 2008
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Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.
by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018
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strip club creep

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
by El Wappo. May 21, 2020
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