Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
Jim: "No... Why?"
Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"
Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
by rds1840 September 25, 2011
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Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
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dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams
(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons
person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it
(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons
person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it
by thenorm March 17, 2011
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1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms
Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts
“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts
1. a woman whose prominent breasts substitute for respectful interaction with others
2. A woman who makes up in tits what she lacks in superego super ego = psychic apparatus that moderates the ego according to social and moral norms
Tit nazied (verb)
1. the act of disrespecting others as a result of feeling superior due a sense of entitlement that arises from one’s breasts
“Tit tripping” (intransitive verb)
- the experience of being in control of a social situation because of the power arising from the prominence of one’s breasts
"My bartender is an asshole, but her tits keep me coming back. She's such a tit nazi."
“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”
“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”
“Look how much of an asshole I can be, and yet they keep coming back. I’m so tit tripping.”
“I tit tripped my way into making a lot of tips.”
by Jehalexacy June 17, 2011
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