your shoes don't have shoe strings

The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.

You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.

by bmxgirl March 18, 2011

hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

Irish Spring

When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.

yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day

she hasnt called me since

by Jubb June 6, 2011

Irish Spring

When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.

"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"

by rocketserve June 10, 2013

Spring Street

Any place known for violent behavior and/or drug dealings. Also known as a hood or a ghetto.

"I wanna buy some drugs, man. We've gotta find us a Spring Street where we can get them easy."

by Deus Ibi Est May 23, 2006

Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring

The weirdest shit that's ever been spoken. If a male recites this statement, they will most likely perceived as gay.

*Kevin* "Will you sing a tune for me?"
*Peter* "Sure! Right after the Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring!"
*Kevin* "WTF dude. Your fucking queer!

by TehInfoGal February 27, 2012

Irish Spring

When you use a potato as a condom and then have sex. The blood that will be pouring out afterwards collects in a pool and eventually streams down the side of the bed. The bleeding vagina or the pool of blood can hence be called, an "Irish Spring".

Back in Ireland, we didn't have condoms. Instead, we used potatoes. And you know that afterwards the girl would be bleeding a river. Now that's a REAL Irish Spring.

by desufag April 17, 2007