A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

Getting Sheets'ed

When someone you know shows up where you are at, takes whats you been working on for the last few minutes and drives away without even so much as a thank you.

Man I got to stop getting sheets'ed by Doug. He came out of know where took my hook up and rolled out leaving me high and dry.

by OG , RdBUL8 November 8, 2013

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

brown skeet

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."

"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"

by GreasyCock November 2, 2015

Queef skeet

When a vagina releases air and vaginal juices at the same.

I felt that queef skeet through my pants. Ooh damn.

by Rere88 February 28, 2016

pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church

Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately

by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016