Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

Rusty Trumpbone

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.

by StevieGSpot69 October 16, 2019

Rusty Taco Churro

1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.

2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like

1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.

2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.

also the chain rusty taco has best churros.

by Godzeera66 February 7, 2021

Rusty 46

When you have anal sex with someone from Oklahoma who doesnt wipe well.

Q:How was your date last night?
A: it was great until I got a rusty 46 from this girl from Tulsa.

by BigPasta September 23, 2021

Rusty Sanchez

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.

"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"

by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D

A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.

by James Malcom June 11, 2008

Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003