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Bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
by The classic memer July 28, 2018
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Buckweed Pancake

pancakes with weed in them that dummys eat:)))
Matt ate a buckweed pancake because he was stupid.
by elliot089 September 18, 2018
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Cuban Pancake

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.
Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.
by Cabron48 October 22, 2018
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Yogurt pancake

When you cum on a flat chested girl's boobs
I totally made her a yogurt pancake
by Papa 🐻 January 5, 2019
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Arthur Pancake

Creator of the pancake in 1862. His bread didnt turn out and while making more he knocked over his syrup which spilled on his messed up bread creating pancakes and syrup.
by GuyinL7 February 5, 2019
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Shitty pancakes

a woman with a flat ass; someone with no behind.
also, an insult/shit word to use for something wrong, or to make fun of someone. or to state the truth.
damn, she has "shitty pancakes".
she was good but, she had "shitty pancakes".
oww! shitty pancakes!
bro, you literally have shitty pancakes
by yoiyle April 29, 2019
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wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor
Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".
by rå mann April 29, 2019
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