Saucony Man

A guy who wears sauconys all day and slips on a glove and dies

guy: Whos that

another guy: that's Saucony man

by pingu lol May 28, 2021

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019

yes man

your party counterpart that will agree to *anything* regardless of how crazy or stupid - and sometimes illegal - it is, who can meet or beat your intoxication level and still remain as coherent as you are

im taking bambie out partying, shes my ultimate yes man

by Candice March 8, 2004

Man Juice

The noun form of ejaculate, or simply semen.

She's a man juice dumpster!

by WhatDidGhostSayToBeeBooBee June 11, 2005

Maytag Man

He'll do the dishes.

Ladies perspective - "Im stoked, my new boyfriends a total maytag man, he be doin my dishess."

Guys perspective - "easiest thing in the world, throw some dishes in the dishwasher, panties come right off, like grease on the dishes..that is, if your using Palmolive."

by Bardels January 11, 2010

Man cry

1. When a person experiences all of the physiological and emotional changes (i.e., body chills, runny nose, heightened awareness of one's throat and chest, and/or feelings of sadness) that typically occur when one cries without any obvious external signs to inform others.

I must admit that the movie Changeling was responsible for initiating a man cry. My wife and others present, however, were completely oblivious to my state of being.

by Ph.unk D.octor May 10, 2010

Racoon Man

A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.

Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.

by BeRaddyRad October 6, 2006