Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.

"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"

by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024

Ultimate Sigma Male

Hans

Person 1: "Who is the Ultimate Sigma Male and the alpha again?"
Person 2: "Hans Westendorp"

by bonksalad May 25, 2022

Trango Male

A complete asshole to everyone but they always succeed. They only ever need infinite riches, no need for bitches.
You don't need to be a man to be a Trango Male it is a gender neutral term.

Yohohoho yoho Trango

Did you see Vito and Cain and Winona and Jagua and Neptune and Kuwagata? They're Trango Males (trangos) for sure

by GornGoblinSlayerONTOP.He#1 May 20, 2023

Sukskrkejhaiw Male

A male who is an aesthetic but his hands will meet a malignant fate

There's no hope left for that man of culture, I hear he's a Sukskrkejhaiw male.

by Male Definer August 17, 2021

Taylor (male)

Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh

Cocka

Taylor (male) is so cool and short i wonder if he will sell me cider

by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022

figma male

It describes a man who is often found arguing about the benefits of a design software called Figma. They derive most of their pleasure from not using other software and speaking ill about them on Linkedin. Their common phrases include, "Figma supremacy," "Is it responsive?", "I would make a component of that," etc. Unlike an Adobe fan, who is typically capable of using multiple software programs, the Figma male is ignorant of his lack of capability and instead uses it as a moral high ground to increase his self-esteem. These Figma males are usually seen with silver MacBooks, sitting in cafes, and making presentations for B2B SAAS companies. They are also big proponents of ChatGPT, and consider it their church as it helps form most of their opinions. One must avoid Figma males at all costs, specifically during the monsoons when they become especially loud after their yearly fan meet called Config.

You know Rahul right, the figma male from Toronto.

My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.

Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?

by painstation June 27, 2024

cis male

Synonym for cis boy/man.

Cis male.

by Çyççyççy May 5, 2025