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Smallpha Male

A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining
Josh is such a smallpha male, because he is trying to compensate for his insecurities
by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025
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performative male

a male who can fuck anywhere and at anytime.
jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?

francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie

jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025
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Ashley, Male

Ashley is a female name given to gay males. Typically a male Ashley is if the highest order of gays, often referred to as “a gay cunt
Oh look there, it’s that guy called Ashley, male. He’s a proper gay cunt!
by ToiletPaperTimmy November 23, 2021
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Theta male

Theta male is a specific concept that implies an “angeled” personality, interpreted as being partially non-heterosexual. This interpretation draws on a more scientific understanding of the term theta, which in mathematics, physics, and science commonly refers to angles.

-Haakon
You are such a Theta male. (Refers to not knowing if he is 100 % straight or not)
by HaakonW May 23, 2025
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jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.
Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
by Zproude January 20, 2022
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Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
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