MP

My Pleasure

Me: I'll get you that link asap. My friend: Thanks! Me: mp

by MrsBee January 29, 2015

MPIE

MPIE stands for My Penis Is Erected.

ooh yeah baby come on over MPIE

by Erected Carl March 22, 2016

Mpiybad

An ackronym for "my problem is you're being a dick"

Jim: yo gurl what's your problem
Kathy: mpiybad
Jim: ok wow u little nasty bitchy hoebag slut
Kathy: mark my words..

by Hoebag4lyfe May 1, 2016

Mpj

Another term for "my pussy juicy"

Babe mpj
Mpj come get it

by love_kannon444 June 1, 2016

MPD

Military Police Department

Damn there's dat MPD.

by starfax May 30, 2016

mp

Mp; is used in sms language and stands for My Pleasure

Friend: "Thanx for sending me credit."
Me: "mp, it's all good."

by Cags_daname May 18, 2016

MPKH

The abbreviation of "My Pleasure Knob-Head"

A common term used when addressing condescending or smart arsed people.

1: "When are you going to finish?"
2: "In 16 minutes and 37 seconds."
1: "Do you want a lift or not?"
2: "Well I'm not going to say no..."
1: "MPKH!"

by Racist Youth-in-Asia April 26, 2017