Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

Luke

Luke is a great friend who is supportive sympathetic funny has a great voice and takes your breath away every time you see him. He will always give you a hug when it is needed and gladly do so. He has perfect hair that caresses his cheeks when he grows it out and blue green eyes that sparkle with mischief, beauty, and curiosity. He can come off a little cocky but truly doesn’t mean it and when you get down to it, it isn’t his fault. He is strong and makes you feel safe so matter what. He is chivalric and treats his family with care. He is protective of anyone he loves and always wants the best for him

Luke is so perfect i would feel so bad at how jealous I would feel if he got a gf

by Geekytheatregirl June 3, 2018

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke

Luke is an amazing man, mostly white and tall, blue eyes like the sky and black hair like a negro.Typically a soft spoken man who can pull any hoe.

Katelyn- “Hi luke, long time no see, eyes keep getting me flustered”

Luke-“STFU”

by BranTheHandyMan November 5, 2023

Luke

this person is a very smart intelligent attractive person

luke is so smart

by coolguy222222 December 18, 2023

Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

Luke is a funny person, who will make everyone laugh. He is willing to do anything for the person he loves most. He is never afraid to tell people how much he loves them. He has the most beautiful eyes that sparkle when you look into them. He complains a LOT about stupid things. He is always there to listen and make you laugh. He will randomly start singing, but does not have a good voice. In fact, your eardrums will burst when you hear his song. He has really bad music taste, but judges yours even when it's way better than his. He hasn't seen any of the classic movies that most people SHOULD have seen at least once in their life. He needs to watch all of those movies, because he lacks cinematic education. He will stay up late texting the important people to him, and will ruin his sleep schedule if he really cares about you. He often falls asleep randomly and doesn't tell anyone he is going to sleep. He is a very athletic person and super fast when he runs. He will remember the little things about you, even when you forget you told him.

Person 1: "Did you see Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's so fine."

by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023