Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.
"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
a sexual act in which fried chicken is eaten while sticking out of a person's anus (as in, you need a bucket of chicken to perform it). Originated in Baltimore, Maryland.
by BaltimoresFinest April 20, 2007
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.
Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.
by odnarud December 16, 2008
by Yoooobioligy July 03, 2016
1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
by P. France May 04, 2008