Shine Job

A "Shine Job" is a sex move in which the male delivers a money shot onto their partner's face and then proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on top.

After I was finished hate-fucking my ex, I gave her a surprise Shine Job to really rub it in.

by Balls Robinson June 20, 2011

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bucket job

a sexual act in which fried chicken is eaten while sticking out of a person's anus (as in, you need a bucket of chicken to perform it). Originated in Baltimore, Maryland.

Hey baby, how about goin' to Popeyes so you can give me a bucket job later?

by BaltimoresFinest April 28, 2007

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Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

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do the job

verb: to thoroughly beat the crap out of an individual, usually done to make sure an individual acts as desired.

Guy 1: Yea, I can't go tonight. I've got something else going on.
Guy 2: Oh don't make me do the job on you.
Guy 1: Alright fine, I'll go.

by odnarud December 20, 2008

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mow job

1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.

1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.

by P. France May 4, 2008

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Unicorn-Job

Someome fucking another person(s) with a party hat on their forehead.

Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!

by buttssssssssssssssssssssssssss October 10, 2008

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