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My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
by pepsimango July 21, 2024
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Jim Jam

by short e July 9, 2022
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jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.
I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"
by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016
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jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina
jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )
by meelie February 20, 2023
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Jamming A Nerf Gun

Another meaning for blue balls which is, during sex, you have the sensation,but nothing comes out
"I want you to ejaculate all over my face"
"I can't I jamming a Nerf gun
by MrSlick15 May 13, 2018
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jam

by the real jam man April 15, 2020
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Rockin' A Jam Session

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!
Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.
by jam time November 28, 2009
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