little shit

-term of endearment often directed towards children, small animals, man-powered vehicles such as bicycles
-can be used to belittle

-"I love spending time with the little shits. I should be a teacher."
-"You will see me biking around on little shit. Except, Little Shit is always breaking. What a little shit piece of shit. Shit. Shit Shit. Little shit, what the fuck?!?!"YOu LITTLE SHIT!"

-"Shut up, you little shit."

by XXXSexySvelteSvetlanaXXX March 20, 2009

Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

Gay shit

When something is really gay looking like a gay post, meme, song.
Favourite thing of {LGBT+} community to say when going through their daily routine of gay.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: {Looking at gay shit}
*Person 1 and Person 2 high fives*

by TomboyGurlZ April 2, 2019

Shit Machine

negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.

"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."

by Brian November 3, 2004

Phantom Shit

When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone

"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!

by ||Loco|| March 1, 2009

Power Shit

To defecate in a speedy and forceful manner. To do so in such a way that the shower of water thrown up by the turd's impact creates a mini-bidet of sorts, removing the necessity of wiping.

Time for a power shit.

by Nate M2 May 19, 2008

Shit Nozzle

One whose mouth constantly spews "shit" like the nozzle of a hose.

"Damn, That Ken sure is a shit nozzle"

by waxcocks February 15, 2009