Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Weed

a kind of plant that if you smoke you will be higher than the sky modafaka
but once a wise man said

Smoke Weed Everyday

Snapp Dawg

Jason: Dude wanna smoke some weed to be the lead?
Tom: Nah I'm fine, in the other hand I'd like 12 tons, thank you

by whyryoureadinthisitwastingtime October 6, 2020

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

Weed

The best plant in the world. It grows in the ground and and gets you high. Commonly referred to as marijuana, or more professionally as cannabis. Usually bright green in color with orange little hairs and some shiny crystals adorning the budding flowers of the plant. Sold in dispensaries where Weed is legally allowed to be sold (or not).

"Yo bro, you think I could score some Weed?" or "Let's meet up later and smoke some Weed"

by ScoreSomeWeed.com July 27, 2020

weed pussies

the red hairs on your ass pack

this weed is so fire look at those weed pussies

by tqles March 13, 2021

Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 21, 2020

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023