Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️

“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”

by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021

weed

the only thing that makes me happy

when she’s sad she smokes weed

by juliaann January 3, 2020

Weed

Weed is not good for you. You smoke it and you get a 'good feeling like in the clouds' if cops catch you with it or if they catch you stoned that's bad.

Kyle: Yo we gonna smoke any weed tonight?

by NamesAndDefinitions December 23, 2021

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

weed pool

A large pile of weed that is shared

(In new Zealand accent) yeah mate, me and the boys had a massive weed pool on the weekend

by That other guy again November 27, 2020

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020

weed

noce booty daddy

you are gay smoke weed

by Lamldo December 6, 2019