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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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Dark days warrior

A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
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the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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dark corner of his imagination

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Dark Humor

It's basically a person making jokes about something that is dark (or for short: rude or horrid
*2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023
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