by Chaddy the wool November 29, 2018

As close to an oxymoron as you can get. An abomination with possible apocalyptic ramifications at worst. At best(rare, 1 pair in 220,000,000,000 people) everybody wonders why they're always smiling and can't take their eyes off each other. They are inseparable and unbreakable. They usually stick close to home because they aren't fans of humanity, they're fans of each other. They can often be seen in front of their home having basketball therapy, which usually ends with Sally's Ginger running away and crying. They also enjoy laying on a blanket in the back yard and watching the moon cross the sky or discussing new ways to eat cheesecake... "If the moon were made of cheesecake, would you spit on it?"
Jane- "Did you see that crazy redhead down by the courthouse. That's the third time this week he's been down there panhandling."
Dick- "That red head was Sally's Ginger. Sally must be in some kind of fix... Sounds like he's trying to raise money for bail or fines if he's out this way..."
Dick- "That red head was Sally's Ginger. Sally must be in some kind of fix... Sounds like he's trying to raise money for bail or fines if he's out this way..."
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018

A super rare basketball move that is not legal in organized games. It can only be preformed correctly by gingers named James Starkey
by qeriuthp;y;rg;q February 6, 2020

Jenna crossed the street and fully achieved her full potential of being a white ginger. Thus she became a lobster
by acarcar March 10, 2018

October 19 is NATIONAL Spit on a ginger day:
More like a birthday for them this is the species FAVOURITE HOLIDAY. So when you see a random ginger, or your friends (even though i dont undestand why u would be friends with the creatures) just spit on them or in their mouths :)
More like a birthday for them this is the species FAVOURITE HOLIDAY. So when you see a random ginger, or your friends (even though i dont undestand why u would be friends with the creatures) just spit on them or in their mouths :)
Hey it’s national spit on a ginger day
Huuuackkk puuu
*ginger running away with bruises and spit dripping down their face*
Huuuackkk puuu
*ginger running away with bruises and spit dripping down their face*
by G1NGER HATER October 14, 2021

Gingers have no soul and are devils to society who skin rats under bridges ang eat them raw. Overall Ginger are mega Gay
by ginger hunter 50000 May 15, 2023
