rebound friend

Sort of like a rebound gf or bf, but used only with friends. If one friend is pissed at you then you go see another (even though you might not want to) because you aren't gay enough to be seen without someone else, then he/she is your rebound friend

PissedGirl: I'm pissed at you, eff off!
Friend: *walks around for a while then decides to see another friend because she looks like a retard walking around alone*
ReboundFriend: Hi, what are you doing here
Friend: She's pissed at me so I came to see you
ReboundFriend: What, so I'm your rebound friend?

by krystal_kiss February 17, 2006

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

just friends

When a girl is too full of shit and shallow to tell you she is disgusted by your sweet and respectful nature and would never be caught dead in public holding hands let alone dating you.

In the park taking a stroll

bimbo: I think you're really sweet, nice, and cute...

guy: *in the back of his mind* sweet I finally found a good looking girl who will go out with me because being a respectful guy finally pays off...

bimbo: ...but we should be just friends.

guy: What the fuck does that mean, so you're saying you would rather be treated like shit rather than with respect?

bimbo: Well no...

guy: *slaps her across the face and calls her a bitch out loud*

bimbo: *jumps onto him and starts making out with him right on the ground like animals*

by Crazy Joe Davola August 14, 2006

friend zone

When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.

john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)

by hiddenhand October 1, 2009

Fake Friend

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.

When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.

by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009

Friends With Benefits

Friends with Benefits is a term used to categorize but not to label an open relationship. usually between a guy and girl.

Friends with Benefits: If two people of the opposite sex are friends and in two different relationships and breakup around the same time, they might choose to be friends with benefits because they both are lonely, or more commonly they both miss having sex.

by The Rollologist December 28, 2011

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010