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Fart bucket
The most stupid of all insults used commonly with people who have a maturity level in the negatives. See also: idiot sandwich, stupid head, buttface, butthead...
Fart bucket by Strange Words May 21, 2019
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Fart frosting
Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Fart frosting by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
Fart Face
A person who's face reminds you of a fart. Usually, they have round features, like round cheeks, round chin, round nose, plump lips etc and thick facial skin. Typically they have shiny, "dewy" (careful not to confuse with greasy) skin but in a gross way and it's like a sweaty butt. When you see them, you imagine their breath smelling like boiled eggs and a fresh can of roasted peanuts.
Fart Pellet
The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
Fart Pellet by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020