broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

broken fake by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

Pwns Faces 

adj., verb, from pwn, derived from own, and faces as in your face. Meaning:

1. Is really cool, great, or impressive.

2. Dominates at something, is really good at.

"Have you seen Victor's new phone? It pwns faces!"

"I pwn faces at soccer."

Pwns Faces by Mysterioussstranger January 30, 2010

facebook fake 

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!

I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!

facebook fake by don't want to know you February 20, 2011

stoner fake tits 

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

stoner fake tits by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

mash faces

The act of kissing someone on the mouth repeatedly for an extended period of time, making out.

Yo bro wanna mash faces right now? No homo.

mash faces by Peeniss March 6, 2019

spit on da fake queen 

What one does when looking for the way and they find the fake queen

Look bruddas she is not da real queen, spit on da fake queen

spit on da fake queen by Da way of the devil January 28, 2018

National Stop making fake Holidays Day 

Every day of the year. Stop.

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.

National Stop making fake Holidays Day by makeitnow December 6, 2020