Canadian FootJob

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

by onori September 24, 2025

Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else

I gave friend a Canadian yogurt yesterday

by anonymous September 27, 2025

Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.

I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.

by htwfefinder October 10, 2025

Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon

When your nuts are so full of sperm you start dissociating

I totally got the Canadian Milk Bag-phenomenon and its only the 9th of november!

by Migger123 November 9, 2025

Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.

i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.

by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025