After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
Get the One Eyed Willymug. An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023
Get the BRUCE WILLISmug. E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
Get the Uncle williemug. in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011
Get the direct wet williemug. While in bed receiving fellatio, placing the covers over your partners head, yelling "toot toot" and giving them a dutch oven.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
Get the Steamboat Williemug. Willy is a person who calls other persons Jacobas or Jacobillas. Usually interrupting a teacher lesson while the teacher is teaching online students too.
Willy responds to the name of Santi as well. Born in Sotoca, currently living in Guadalajara but not in Mexico so he won’t eat a jalapeño. Willy is always busy. If you wanna meet up with him you will have to book an appointment 6 months in advance.
Big heart, sharp jaw and you’ll never know when he is listening to you cause he’s always daydreaming.
Willy responds to the name of Santi as well. Born in Sotoca, currently living in Guadalajara but not in Mexico so he won’t eat a jalapeño. Willy is always busy. If you wanna meet up with him you will have to book an appointment 6 months in advance.
Big heart, sharp jaw and you’ll never know when he is listening to you cause he’s always daydreaming.
by MarialovesHarryStyles January 26, 2022
Get the Willymug. "I picked up a bloke at the bar last night, gave him the Prince Willy treatment"
"You pegged him?!"
"Damn right, he took it like a true king"
"You pegged him?!"
"Damn right, he took it like a true king"
by askingaisling July 31, 2022
Get the Prince Willymug.