Brandon

Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.

What an absolute Brandon he is!

by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018

Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.

Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station

by LeoMyling March 13, 2024

Brandon Rojas

Brandon Rojas is one of the most talented, beautiful, and intelligent people around. He is so kind and caring to anyone he sees. He doesn’t make problems, he fixes them. If he has a girlfriend he would make sure that she was the most special girl in the world

Girl: Brandon Rojas is so sweet
Girl 2: I know, I could dream about him for hours

by hugosaez24 November 19, 2023

brandon clement

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off

That Brandon clement boy is so wierd

by Brandon clement December 30, 2024

ike aka brandon

black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem

ay ike aka brandon sucks mums life

by aymjee July 11, 2024

Brandon

Brandon Will sell the fuck out of your house

Brandon sold my house for top dollar

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021

Brandon

Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.

Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.

by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021