Book Boner 

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.

Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.

Book Boner by WYALS September 11, 2016

wishing boner 

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

wishing boner by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Atomic Boner 

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

Atomic Boner by Dandongding July 31, 2017

Face Boner 

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

Face Boner by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

Gears Boner by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018

Rubix Boner 

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

Rubix Boner by Le Carlton June 8, 2018

Barbarian boner 

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

Barbarian boner by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018