Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.

"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"

by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023

Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack

“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now

by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023

buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode and if you disagree fuck you!

I don't think band geeks is that goo-
*gets punched in the groin*

by Jottys November 1, 2018