What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
When a girl is too full of shit and shallow to tell you she is disgusted by your sweet and respectful nature and would never be caught dead in public holding hands let alone dating you.
In the park taking a stroll
bimbo: I think you're really sweet, nice, and cute...
guy: *in the back of his mind* sweet I finally found a good looking girl who will go out with me because being a respectful guy finally pays off...
bimbo: ...but we should be just friends.
guy: What the fuck does that mean, so you're saying you would rather be treated like shit rather than with respect?
bimbo: Well no...
guy: *slaps her across the face and calls her a bitch out loud*
bimbo: *jumps onto him and starts making out with him right on the ground like animals*
bimbo: I think you're really sweet, nice, and cute...
guy: *in the back of his mind* sweet I finally found a good looking girl who will go out with me because being a respectful guy finally pays off...
bimbo: ...but we should be just friends.
guy: What the fuck does that mean, so you're saying you would rather be treated like shit rather than with respect?
bimbo: Well no...
guy: *slaps her across the face and calls her a bitch out loud*
bimbo: *jumps onto him and starts making out with him right on the ground like animals*
by Crazy Joe Davola August 14, 2006
When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.
by hiddenhand October 01, 2009
Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.
Makes no sense.
When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.
by jeremyrennerfan April 03, 2009
Friends with Benefits is a term used to categorize but not to label an open relationship. usually between a guy and girl.
Friends with Benefits: If two people of the opposite sex are friends and in two different relationships and breakup around the same time, they might choose to be friends with benefits because they both are lonely, or more commonly they both miss having sex.
by The Rollologist December 27, 2011
someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.
that lauren is some fake friend.
by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010
Friends r two people that hangout with each other after they’ve know each other for less than three days. Friends will kiss. Friends touch asses. But friends may not fuck and finger if shes on her period. Friends are allowed to have other friends. Friends must be at least 3 years in age difference. Friends can lie about age too so it’s coolio. Friends will stab there bros in the back for a hoe
by It’s me bitches January 27, 2019