"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
Get the Turkey Twizzlermug. The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011
Get the Draining The Turkeymug. 
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
Get the Michigan Turkeymug. by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021
Get the Turkey Trainmug. by CleetorisW January 31, 2024
Get the Sweater Turkeysmug. 