Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018

Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.

That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.

by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 5, 2021

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

Candi

the most giving and kind person in the entire world to ever exist. also a very sexy hot mysterious quiet and shy.

candi is so mysterious and sexy

by shitivegotchlamydia4534 November 23, 2021

Candy Kennn

November 11th 2001

He’s a bitch his content is shit and why do people follow him and why does he need multiple iPhone 11s??? Candy Kennn is a bitch

by Mason124 July 13, 2020

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022