The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 06, 2021
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Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out
Omg my husband is a three pump Phil
by Vikingallan December 14, 2019
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THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours
How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster
by mr.steelyogurl February 23, 2017
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Three dog

Black Country (And possibly rest of U.K.) slang for three litre bottle of dogshit booze the poors drink, usually frosty jacks or white lighting.
Giro’s come in, let’s get a three dog and go down the park.
by Poonslayer360 August 06, 2020
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three-tracking

Men walking through deep snow.
The snow was so deep we were three-tracking
by chrissteman December 02, 2017
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THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.
You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 07, 2021
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