Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!
Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".
A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."
by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023
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When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples
by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022
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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy June 13, 2012
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Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
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Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.
Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”
by ronmark1 May 11, 2022
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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 23, 2025
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