by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
Get the suck my rusty tomahawk mug.The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
Get the My religion's not like the others mug.t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toe mug.This is a nickname you would call your wife when you get home from working on the farm. YOu would say this and you would have a smug look on your face=😏.
by 28_gonefishing March 11, 2022
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(Verb)
1. The act of "Shazzing ones naz". In other words to irritate someone beyond control.
"He really shazzed my naz last night when he used my toothbrush without asking"
(Noun)
2. Vulgar/Slang
Used like the words crap, shoot, dang, etc.
Man drops chicken wing on girl and exclaims, "SHAZ MY NAZ!"
(Verb)
1. The act of "Shazzing ones naz". In other words to irritate someone beyond control.
"He really shazzed my naz last night when he used my toothbrush without asking"
(Noun)
2. Vulgar/Slang
Used like the words crap, shoot, dang, etc.
Man drops chicken wing on girl and exclaims, "SHAZ MY NAZ!"
"Billy really Shazzed my Naz yesterday when he took all my sharpened pencils."
"Ah shaz my naz, I did not mean to spill wine on your white shirt"
Man stubs his toe on a date "shaz my naz!"
"Ah shaz my naz, I did not mean to spill wine on your white shirt"
Man stubs his toe on a date "shaz my naz!"
by shazzynazzy October 5, 2012
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“it hurts to be with you, but it’ll be more hurts if it’s not with you”
“it hurts to be with you, but it’ll be more hurts if it’s not with you”
by qxyy April 4, 2022
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