dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.

"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."

by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023

Dubie Dick

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you

Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?

Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later

by Bean030303 January 1, 2023

Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017