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Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages
I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.
by DirtySanchez999 October 2, 2021
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dirty kreg

Even after work Kreg really isn't considered a dirty kreg
by OzK October 2, 2021
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Dirty zies

Did you see Johnny Sins and Ron Jeremy preform a dirty zies?
by Kingzies October 3, 2021
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dirty junky

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!
by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021
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dirty macbeth

a really old teacher that bumshags sir Sarpong while watching Danny DeVito star in hentai
oh yeah bro my teacher pulled a dirty Macbeth during 4th period!
by dannydevitoishot October 4, 2021
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Dirty Fab

The act of ejactulating on an ice lolly then iserting it into a partners' rectum; thus covering it in faecal matter, then covering the finished results with spinkles of your choice then consuming the final product
"Good evening, that's a nice Dirty Fab!"
by The Cookie Man October 4, 2021
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Dirty Macleod

A bagel soaked in whisky and left overnight to absorb. Typically eaten in the morning after a bender.
Manny: Aye bud u making a dirty Macleod?
Paul: Only if you stay up all night bud
Manny: Fine bud, I will if you beat me in pong
Paul: Pffff good luck bud. Lemme just cook up these dirty Macleods and shotgun real quick. They should be ready by the morning.
by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021
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