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My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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my hand works great on a snake

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
by DickieMH April 18, 2016
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My Chapstick is sweet

If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)
Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet
by The Rizzier August 19, 2023
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my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it
Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
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My bitch

A word of which is used of a way in telling someone you own the other person
Random guy: Hey, your my bitch now
Random girl: Ok,sounds good
by eiwhfijewnkw October 17, 2022
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Cheesing on my Schwonz

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad
by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024
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Strut in my Rut

To Copulate with a hole, most likely an asshole, of a man. Ergo, man on man. Boar.
Hey dude, you're kinda hot
Thanks man
this crystal meth is dope
wanna strut in my rut
BOAR
by XenoInReno January 4, 2022
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