Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

Soup Powered Fuck Machine

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.

She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022

Soups

A large group of individuals in a small space that overwhelms you

I hate soups.

Soups are too much.

I don’t have it in me for soups today.

by NurseD! July 17, 2024

alphabet soup

It is an adjective, that may be used when some body is mixed up in thought.

I am an alphabet soup house wife, when I am busy with t.v, then I can,t search well after my kids and the cat, in daily hours.

by man!? March 23, 2017

Soup

Good Soup

Good soup👌

by Lover of soup April 21, 2022

Soup

It's not cereal.

Soup usually has water and/or broth. If you have milk in your soup, you have a problem.

by Agent Random April 29, 2020

Soup

The most dangerous substance to mankind.

"my mum made me some soup, but when i looked on the urban dictionary, I can't swallow it."

by the guy without a beard January 11, 2021