Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021

Jimmy Turner

A premeditation to a felony for greasing your ex girlfriends breaks

He gave his ol’ lady a Jimmy Turner and we ain’t seen her since

by WetBiscuitMunchin April 4, 2022

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy sham

When a dad gets his child with a practical joke

Keith did a daughter. Jimmy sham on his daughther.

by ghost hunter 4 April 2, 2021

Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.

Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.

by Caveman K August 10, 2025

Jimmy

Jimmy is a tall nice outgoing easy to talk to guy that remembers the little things you tell him it’s a great listener is such a good friend but all the girls in your class would like him everybody uses him in the situation If someone thinks a person is nice

Your boyfriend so nice he such a Jimmy

by Asdfghjkliuytrew December 11, 2018

jimmy lundquist

one sexy MF//:

Jimmy Lundquist is one sexy mother fucker!!!!!

by Jimmy Lundquist November 16, 2021